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Yes, it's the original Knock Knock Jokes that I'm sure you're all tired of. But here's some that hopefully you'll get a bit of a kick out of:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No seriously, it's just me. I'm telling a Knock Knock Joke.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
What are you, a pig or an owl? Make up your mind already!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Well, don't get too excited! It's just a joke!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here, let me in!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Two.
Two who?
No no, it's two WHOM.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Well, if you wanna know so bad... OPEN THE DARN DOOR!
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Hope you enjoyed those jokes. And if you have any more that you like, feel free to comment them!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No seriously, it's just me. I'm telling a Knock Knock Joke.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
What are you, a pig or an owl? Make up your mind already!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Well, don't get too excited! It's just a joke!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here, let me in!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Two.
Two who?
No no, it's two WHOM.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Well, if you wanna know so bad... OPEN THE DARN DOOR!
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Hope you enjoyed those jokes. And if you have any more that you like, feel free to comment them!
